Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

We learn:

  • The sound is really bad on this episode
  • Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
  • Gertie hates Orson Welles

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The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn:

  • Ben Came SUPER prepared
  • Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
  • Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders

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Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’

We learn:

  • The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
  • Apple makes the most sense
  • Glen wins legitimately!

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Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

We learn:

  • Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
  • Gertie is a horrible host
  • Gretchen is a new addition to the cup

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Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

We learn:

  • Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
  • We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
  • Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won

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Route 80 vs. the Dictionary

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary

We learn:

  • Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
  • Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
  • Glen should have won

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Celery vs. English People

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Celery vs. English People

We learn:

  • Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
  • We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
  • There are celery cults

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Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

Episode Notes

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

We learn:

  • Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
  • You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
  • Elton won only because of a technicality

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Costco vs. ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

Episode Notes

We learn:

  • People used to get into wet slap-fights
  • We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
  • You CAN make fun of mimes

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