We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff
• Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is
• The gang successfully completes their first quest

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch
• Figs drops his god for some guy in a band
• Meepo can actually fight!

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Glen gets a new boy
• No one respects the boy
• Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queen

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Grakas single-handedly saves everyone
• Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas
• Wounded, but proud. Grakas survives

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Editor Ben is a better editor than I am
• You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes
• People are keeping dream secrets from each other

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

We learn:

• We can still do a show without Elton
• This is the second time we have recorded this episode
• There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

We learn:

• Glen is pretty protective of his holiday
• Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops
• Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Deals are made with the rats.
• you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall.
• By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag

We learn:

• Glen still can't figure out his mic
• Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
• Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup

they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win
• There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft
• the cleft became a really big deal in this episode

Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup